on the spur of the moment, i asked shayang what does pun means. i see people using like pardon my pun or whatever not. so, i decided to ask. he said it is difficult to explain so thus, wikipedia it is. -_________________-" dulan big big. after reading from wikipedia, i still don't understand. the explanation very confusing! (-.-iii) i know i'm dumb larh. but i find this very funny.


Extended puns occur when multiple puns referring to one general idea are used throughout a longer utterance. An example of this is the following story about a fight, with extended puns about cookery:

A fight broke out in a kitchen. Egged on by the waiters, two cooks peppered each other with punches. One man, a greasy foie gras specialist, ducked the first blows, but his goose was cooked when the other cold-cocked him. The man who beet him, a weedy salad expert with big cauliflower ears, tried to flee the scene, but was cornered in the maize of tables by a husky off-duty cob. He was charged with a salt and battery. He claims to look forward to the suit, as he's always wanted to be a sous-chef.

Or this one about various lower life forms:

I moss say I'm taking a lichen to that fun-gi, even though his jokes are in spore taste. Algae the first to say that they mushroom out of control.


i need a way way way more simple definition. this is killing. i don't even know what pun means in the end. maybe a bit but after reading these, i went koo koo-ed. had a very fun chat with an old friend this evening. i just post the interesting parts only larh. those craps don't need. haha. i find it relatively fun talking to him cause he is a cock king. haha!





Jermyn.Seow: is that u sara leong?
ME: are you jErmyn seow?
Jermyn.Seow: hahahah
ME: :P
Jermyn.Seow: apa lah juz asking ma bila ada jantan teman
ME: what jantan teman la. Yor. a year ago? HAHA
Jermyn.Seow: issit a year ago? i din know. i tarak betina teman so apasal u got jantan teman?

craps.......


Jermyn.Seow: still in ipoh?? tot lari nikah with jantan d

talking to him is like stamping your forehead with "dulan" over and over again.

Jermyn.Seow: u teman jantan until otak expired?

craps.....

Jermyn.Seow: oh i tot ur butt so big can fit in two hp at once. apa lah use digi. sure influence by jantans

kanasai jantan seow.

ME: form 3 you knew me ar? so long already. haha.
Jermyn.Seow: no la. actually end of ur f2. when ur in f3. im in kl. when ur in f4 .. i met u. when ur in f5 ... i belah to kedah
ME: haha. how come you remember wan?
Jermyn.Seow: easy to remember ma. is all inside me la not like u forgetful. otak expired

one moment he was so sweet and nice. next second, kutuk me back.

Jermyn.Seow: now bujang .... thats y life a bit messy
ME: what la. haha. luckily i got my jantan teman
Jermyn.Seow: u girl easy goda jantan. me jantan old dog. now wallet like motorolla razr lidat thin. better be bujang
ME: you jantan tua. haha
Jermyn.Seow: yeah. 22 liao. a bit tua. but pinafore girl like orang tua? more mature ma
ME: what orang tua?
Jermyn.Seow: halia mature more pedas
ME: wanna try chilli padi?
Jermyn.Seow: that one i hate. hate those chihuahua girl. kecik kecik but the temper. like storm
ME: chihuahua dowan ar?
Jermyn.Seow: i like those manja or bitchy also not cili padi
ME: golden retriver le?
Jermyn.Seow: yeah. those dengar cakap and not repel. is those i like. hahaha
ME: haha
Jermyn.Seow: i throw my things then she fetch...wah ideal girl
ME: anjing panjang dowan?
Jermyn.Seow: sausage?
ME: hungry got hotdog
Jermyn.Seow: that one .... put in dinosaur farm pls
ME: HAHA. apasal?
Jermyn.Seow: see her = no nid enjoy food
ME: adui. erm..doberman? suitable for you
Jermyn.Seow: forget wat is doberman liao. can draw?
ME: you go search la. i don't know how to draw. haha
Jermyn.Seow: looks like wat wan. draw la apa la u
ME: very skinny wan
Jermyn.Seow: where is ur sense of art? skinny ka
ME: police dog i think
Jermyn.Seow: erm...ok gua better than those st bernard de girl. oh ..sexy wan ar?
ME: yes yes
Jermyn.Seow: police = discipline = body shape *the pervert looking emoticon*
ME: skinny and ganas wan
Jermyn.Seow: nvm ganas la as long as muka *the pervert looking emoticon*
ME: ....
Jermyn.Seow: and not like *a dinosaur emoticon*
ME: ok. so so far your choices were golden retriever and doberman
Jermyn.Seow: if *dinosaur emoticon* then i will go *wiggling jelly like bear*
ME: that one zaman batu wan la
Jermyn.Seow: haha u know la many library girls like *the dinosaur emoticon*


so now i know jermyn's future wife is what. either a golden retriever or doberman. i pity the dog. tsk. jermyn, you very tsk tsk tsk. his blog. if you're under 18 or still have a very pure innocent mind, don't read. he'll corrupt you 74756745371816 times. tenkiubabai.


edited;
jermyn, you see, i so good. give you such a nice pink. you better be grateful k? and if you do ever link me to your blogspot, don't give me funny nicknames or i'll come Sg. Petani and step you 45476638867853233 times!!

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