Dear God,

Thank you for answering my prayer. Yes, that one and only prayer. Today, I found a disgusting living creatures in my kitchen. Though I know it is one of your most beautiful creations but it sends chill down my spine when I went over and scrutinize on it. Maggots, my Lord. Maggots. I found, sorry, I saw thousands of them wriggling away underneath the kitchen back door, in the plastic bag and also in the sink. It made me wonder, then it freaked me out and undoubtedly, I cried. I have never felt so disgusted before in my life *minus cockroaches, they freak me out too*. When I was on the verge of killing myself, there is this super power empowering me! I felt so almighty! I took the responsible person's clean shirt, wrapped around my hand and my arm, took the plastic bag infested with maggots and threw it right out from my house. Yes I know I sinned but wait, there is more. To erase evidence, I threw away the matching pants. I know I sinned a lot today. I killed your most beautiful creations, The Maggots, I threw away responsible person's matching attire and, I think that is all. But! Me and my sister cleaned the whole kitchen. Wait. This prayer is to thank You. Yes yes, I thank you Lord for listening to my prayer as I won't be seeing the responsible person anymore. Thank you!

Amen.

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