Dear friend,

Since the day one i met you, i thought you were the one of a kind good friend that would go all out for another friend. Thank you very much and that i have now changed my total perception towards you. I have seen how you look like now and my oh my, you are even uglier than my piece of shit when i am having diarrhea. You are one of the kind people who never fail to make me attempt to slap you inside out, upside down, and center. You are so lucky i am a very patient person. Luckily, luck the winning side is on my side. Soon, i don't have to see your worst-than-my-shit's face everyday. I am now patiently waiting for that day to come. Fret not for i shall celebrate with a few bottles of champagne and a very nice big juicy steak.

With much love (and hatred),
Sara.

Labels: emotionally unstable, mess not, serious business